Bullshit Baby Onesie

Bullshit Baby Onesie

24.00

You’ve got a little human who needs to be clothed! Wonderful. We have options.

ABOUT OUR ONESIES
Did you know these are also called ‘short sleeve baby one-pieces?’ We learned this as we sourced a good-quality garment. 

Our onesies are made of 100% combed ringspun cotton, 4.5 oz.

Our onesies are printed with the DTG method: that stands for Direct to Garment. DTG creates very precise prints….it’s basically a printer but for fabric! Inks are water-based and absorb right into the fabric.

ABOUT SIZES
Please be sure you check this carefully!

6 Months: Body Length 12.5”, Body Length Tolerance 1”, Body Width 9”, Body Width Tolerance .5”
12 Months: Body Length 13.5”, Body Length Tolerance 1”, Body Width 10”, Body Width Tolerance .5”
18 Months: Body Length 15.5”, Body Length Tolerance 1”, Body Width 12”, Body Width Tolerance .5”


If in doubt or on the cusp, SIZE UP. 
If you also tend to go hard with a dryer…SIZE UP.

*This product ships in 3–5 business days from Phoenix, AZ.

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ABOUT THE DESIGNS + PRODUCTS
All graphics are designed in-house by Cole Imperi (unless it’s our amazing podcast logo, which was designed by Mandie Hungarland!). Cole works as a Creative Director at Doth, a consulting firm specializing in death and dying-related clients, and she completed her post-graduate work in Typeface Design at the Cooper Union. All products on AmericanThanatologist.com do a few things:

  1. They meet a need for cool thanatology-related stuff. At one point, Cole tried to find thanatology-related ANYTHING and there was NOTHING. So! She made what she wanted for herself, then figured out how to make it available to other thanatology enthusiasts.

  2. It supports Independent Thanatology. Cole’s goal is not to become a retail shop, but rather, to provide supporters like you with a way to support her work as a thanatologist AND get cool stuff as well. All purchases support the mission!